Martha Stewart Sucks!

Hugs and love were exchanged and then,

Laticia: "What the hell is that?"

Heather:::Under her breath::: "I warned you!"

Laticia:"No seriously what the hell is that?"

Mom: "It is the Christmas tree."

Laticia:"Ummm, no it isn't! Where are the ornaments?"

Mom: "Are you blind? All over the tree!"

Laticia:"Well, yes I am blinded by the neon colored ornaments but I meant where are OUR ornaments?"

Mom: "Those are our ornaments."

Laticia:"NO THE ARE NOT! It looks like Martha Stewart threw up on that tree."

Heather:::In a sarcastic tone::: "It's a designer tree."

Mom:::To Heather::: "Don't start!"

Heather:::Snickers:::

Laticia: "No seriously! Where are the grandma ornaments and the ones I made in 3rd grade and the dog ornaments and first Christmas ones?"

Mom: "In boxes in the basement."

Laticia: "WHAT?! This $#*! is not going to stand!" :::To Heather::: "Tomorrow we are buying our own tree and putting it in the basement with all the real ornaments!"

Heather:::To Mom::: "Told ya so!"

Mom: "Oh be quiet!"